Dream Vacation to Sudan Still On — No Swine Flu!
Yes, there’s finally some uncommonly good news from Sudan: NO SWINE FLU!
Sudanese need not worry about the deadly swine influenza as the country was free of the epidemic, said the federal ministry of health today.
THANK GOD! Like the Sudanese need one more thing to worry about! They’ve already got a porcine president…
…the last thing they need is swine flu ripping through their already vulnerable population. Keep your fingers crossed that Sudan’s all-too-small-bit-of-all-too-uncommon-good-luck holds.